Why did my wife leave me?

ruby if you're reading this queen i'm so sorry i didn't mean to drive you away i love you so much and i miss you every day pleaes come back to me baby i can't live without you. my soul is withering away every minute you are not in my arms and so is my heart and also my liver. you are my light and my life and my world and i need you please i am so sorry i didn't mean to hurt you this way. it is not my fault that my jokes are very funny and cool, and you simply do not comprehend my description of vertical darts. you see, darts is a vertical sport by nature, because the person doing the sport is standing vertically, and the dart board is hung vertically against a wall or propped up against another surface. in contrast, the sport curling, which is a winter sport similar to that of shuffle board, where one pushes a flat puck across a long floor of ice into a target printed upon the ground. curling is horizontal in that sense, because the target on the ground is horizontal. so darts are vertical darts, and curling is horizontal darts. every time i try to debate this with my beautiful (now ex) wife she tells me to die in several fires and asks if i am actually the spawn of satan. i do enjoy our little talks, but now that she has left me and taken our children i am a broken man. all of this for some vertical darts. please if you know where i can get in contact with my wife please text me at 6 so i can grovel at her feet and beg for her to reconsider. please. just say the darts are vertical. say it once to humor me. i know you hate being wrong but you are wrong and i am right and so fucking sexy. i am the most attracitve motherfucekr on earth and my darts are vertical and also very sexy. regardless. i need my girlfreind and also my chlidren and also our several pet crabs that she stole cruely in the divorce. i'm sorry she's my wife not my girlfriend. she's my girlwife. my wifefriend. i love her so bad. so ruby if you are reading this please know that The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation of The Game, the whole world, or all those aware of the game, are playing it all the time. Tactics have been developed to increase the number of people aware of The Game and thereby increase the number of losses.